GOTCHA

While talking to girl...

- Hey, I heard an interesting stat the other day. They said that 80% of women masturbate in the shower. Know what the other 20% do?
- No, what?
- Yeah, I figured you were in the first group.


In Welcome to the Internet

You better be

Yes, I am single. And you better be fuckin' amazing if you wanna change that shit.

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Brotip

Tomorrow's version of you is going to want to kick today's version of your ass for making him do all the work.


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