GOTCHA

While talking to girl...

- Hey, I heard an interesting stat the other day. They said that 80% of women masturbate in the shower. Know what the other 20% do?
- No, what?
- Yeah, I figured you were in the first group.


In Welcome to the Internet

You better be

Yes, I am single. And you better be fuckin' amazing if you wanna change that shit.

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Brotip

Tomorrow's version of you is going to want to kick today's version of your ass for making him do all the work.


Brotip #1599

Cenas

Nunca vais ganhar mais de 10000 euros por mês.

Um colega de curso.

To be learned

We accept the love we think we deserve.

in The Perks of Being a Wallflower

I do.

HM

Don't tell me what to feel. All my fucking life people have been telling me I do things wrong, I'm always the fucking asshole, and I look around and I see everyone else is infinitely more fucked-up than I am.

 Hank Moody, Californication